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 樓主| 發表於 2007-8-22 14:32:03 | 顯示全部樓層
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發表於 2007-8-22 14:34:12 | 顯示全部樓層
原帖由 alan1984 於 2007-8-22 14:32 發表



真亦假时,假亦真。


無為有處有還無!
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發表於 2007-8-22 14:39:31 | 顯示全部樓層
乜作架?
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發表於 2007-8-22 14:39:34 | 顯示全部樓層
Hello Everyone..  good story.  I do not know if I am adding value hereto or not, but here is my long story made short.  In year 2000 I met a girl in SZ.  I forgot and forgave her past and I petitioned her to the United States on a K-1 Visa.  She insisted that we must get married and promised that she would be a good wife, a loving mother and would take good care of the family.  Unfortunately once we got married, she looked for each and every excuse to start a fierce fight with me and tried calling police to report demestic violence.  But I was determined not to fight with her by leaving the house quickly, sometimes spending the night in my office.  One day she succeeded by locking the doors first, threw her cell phone, overturned the funiture and tried very hard to fight with me, and call the police.  Ploice came the our house and she claimed that I abused her.  I was arrested and stent an evening in jail until the next day my friends bailed me out..  Once I got out I found out this woman received coaching and instructions from experienced con artists and it was all a very planned scheme.  Now that this woman was able to get Section 8 (free rent housing from the United States Government), food stamp (free food), and was eligible for an expedited green card because she was certified to be a crime victim!  Worse yet, she was filing for divorce and claiming being an abused battered woman and asking for settlement plus alimony, and I would then have a crime record on my file.  My job required a professional license and if I have a crime record on my file, I would lose my professional license and therefore lose my job.  I started fighting bad very hard.  For several months I tried very hard to convince the FBI, police and Immigration Agents to believe my story that it was a hatched scheme to defraud the Federal government.  Finally one Immigration Special Agent believed my story and order surveillance and after about six months, they discovered there was an organized ring that teaches Chinese girls how to defraud the U.S. Government as well as their poor loving husband for money and green card.  At the end, Federal Special Agents arrested this woman, put her in jail for a few months and then deported her back to the Chinese police.  I got an annulment and therefore I did not have to pay her anything at all..  

The point is, there might be good girls in China, but the bad ones are really very very bad.  End of the story.
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發表於 2007-8-22 16:22:33 | 顯示全部樓層

回覆 #250 Global511 的帖子

Man, I have heard similar stories like yours a thousand times...some guys did lost everything, 1 guy became gay~~some of those girls want to come here and get a green-card; divorse with you, then fly or meet with their real Bf here...Girls I met in China before they rather have me to live there than bringing them here to the US...seriously, nothing much they can buy, eat here..they rather milk me over in PRC
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發表於 2007-8-22 16:57:57 | 顯示全部樓層

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好多英文
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發表於 2007-8-22 17:01:02 | 顯示全部樓層
原帖由 Global511 於 2007-8-22 14:39 發表
Hello Everyone..  good story.  I do not know if I am adding value hereto or not, but here is my long story made short.  In year 2000 I met a girl in SZ.  I forgot and forgave her past and I petitioned ...


有冇翻譯 ...............
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發表於 2007-8-22 17:05:39 | 顯示全部樓層
乜作架? I thought it was real and alan hing "F XXXX" me a few times and said I don't understand the situation that he had... could be a real story he heard it from someone else...
anywaz, thanks for the story...we should all learn there are still good people in those China women. Don't forget for the ones go out and "call chicken" are not very good at all..fair game
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發表於 2007-8-22 17:07:06 | 顯示全部樓層
原帖由 kirkchan 於 2007-8-22 17:05 發表
乜作架? I thought it was real and alan hing "F XXXX" me a few times and said I don't understand the situation that he had... could be a real story he heard it from someone else...
anywaz, thanks for t ...


呢度咁多英文人既............
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發表於 2007-8-22 17:08:26 | 顯示全部樓層

回覆 #253 dare_devil 的帖子

Dictionary...sorry I don't know type Chinese, otherwise I can 翻譯.
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發表於 2007-8-22 18:19:15 | 顯示全部樓層

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Yalar....u r the best chicken called,just pay and don't fuck...good...
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發表於 2007-8-22 18:23:11 | 顯示全部樓層
原帖由 ffppww 於 2007-8-22 08:48 發表
睇來我唔會再來呢度 , 因為我唔識中文 , 走人





你唔識中文定英文?
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發表於 2007-8-22 18:24:06 | 顯示全部樓層
原帖由 joba 於 2007-8-22 18:23 發表


你唔識中文定英文?

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發表於 2007-8-22 18:24:26 | 顯示全部樓層

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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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 樓主| 發表於 2007-8-22 18:24:40 | 顯示全部樓層
原帖由 Alan-King 於 2007-8-22 18:19 發表
Yalar....u r the best chicken called,just pay and don't fuck...good...



if i is a girl i will love until die this kind of customer



:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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發表於 2007-8-22 18:26:00 | 顯示全部樓層

回覆 #261 alan1984 的帖子

FUCKER.....having fun now??i know u r in SAUNA now.....


any pretty gal there????
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發表於 2007-8-22 18:30:41 | 顯示全部樓層

回覆 #257 Alan-King 的帖子

Hard to answer taht question...sometimes worths it if pay but no sex..if she willing to go out and eat with me...all about emotions. Have you ever seen a male-dog fuxxking a female dog on the street? I think that's the difference between man and animal.
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 樓主| 發表於 2007-8-22 18:31:14 | 顯示全部樓層
原帖由 Alan-King 於 2007-8-22 18:26 發表
FUCKER.....having fun now??i know u r in SAUNA now.....


any pretty gal there????



A lot   all your cup of tea
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發表於 2007-8-22 18:32:47 | 顯示全部樓層

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i wan 爆你大锅!!!!
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 樓主| 發表於 2007-8-22 18:33:18 | 顯示全部樓層
原帖由 Alan-King 於 2007-8-22 18:32 發表
i wan 爆你大锅!!!!



You ah....i also can....
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