Who ever wrote this thing is inferior compare to me!
STEP 1:下定決心開始“自己”理財
Can't do that, my wife took all my money.
STEP 2:排除惡性負債,控製良性負債
My wife said I owe her 30 miilions bucks, is it good or bad debt?
STEP 3:學習理財投資
According to my wife, I don't need to learn it. She will take care everything.
STEP 4:設定個人財務目標及實行計劃
My goal is pay my wife off, still $29,920,000 to go.
STEP 5:養成良好的理財習慣, 一千元不嫌多,一塊錢不嫌少
I rule on this department! I even pick up pennies on the floor!
STEP 6:投資從基金開始
I always deposit into Wife's Boutique Fund.
STEP 7:定期檢視成果
Can't, I don't have password to see anything.
STEP 8:前進股市投資策略
Why need that? I only have 1 fund!
STEP 9:與理財的討論團體
I do that one day a month, usually the day when I get my check.
STEP 10:策略隨年改變
She likes shoes instead purses this year. Do that counts?