i'm igor pachmelnik zakuskov
and i'm an engineer !
just let me take my breakfast first,
cornflakes, vodka and beer !
and then i'll show you all of mine
constructions ewerywhere
i can explain the world for you,
all that i need is chair
i built many buildings,
well some of them have failed
i had to leave my country,
so through the sea i sailed !
Refrain
Trust me, i'm an engineer !
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer
what the fxxk did just happened here ?
trust me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear !
trust me, i'm an engineer !
oh shit, i think i'm outta here !
i built alot of bridges,
some of them even dance
my buildings are very secure !
Intruders have no chance !
you want to drive a broken car
i can help you in this !
no wheel, no tire ! no problem !
those parts i never miss !
my good diploma give me jobs
although i didn't study,
i simply got this from a friend,
as a Birthday gift, from buddy !
since then i travel everywhere,
and sometimes build a Road
you say it's bad ? but i'm a pro !
i piss in expert mode !
interrupt : (Kalinka style)
i am, an engineeer an i having good time now,
physical calculate ? what does it mean i don't know
you know, learning by doing ? well, i do and you learn
let me make my work here first, and then there is your turn
i feel really well, i get paid more then you
cuz i am an engineer, and who are you ? repair creeeeeeeew !
i drive my tractor like a boss
see what jump i just did ? !
you say this is impossible ?
just like i give a shit !
my bicycle is wearing shoes
showel bazooka is in use
oven in my car melting ore
i have an airbag in tractor !
i once tried to catch the sun
and dirty brick to wash
now i say : my work here is done
was hard day, oh my gosh...
Outtro with
Trust me, i'm an engineer !
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer
what the fuck did just happened here ?
trust me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear !
trust me, i'm an engineer !
oh shit, i think i'm outta here !
In March of 2005, the BP Refinery in Texas City, Texas, suffered a series of explosions that decimated a large portion of the facility and killed 15 workers. Then the unusual series of events that caused American Airlines flight 587 to fall from the sky. What happened in Times Beach, Missouri, when a local waste hauler oiled down dusty roads with oil that was laced with dioxin? Look at what went wrong with NASA's Skylab in 1974 and finally examine the fire that destroyed the gas company, Praxair, in June of 2005.
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