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[廣告] 轉載: 杜蕾斯廣告系列創意欣賞 |
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Even now when I have come so far
I wonder where you are, I wonder why it's still so hard without you Even now when I come shining through I swear I think of you, And how I wish you knew Even now |
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it’s called the PRESENT.
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今年政府終於派錢,等到頸都長~!
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人生得意須盡歡,莫使金樽空對月。天生我材必有用,千金散盡還復來。
將進酒,杯莫停。與君歌一曲,請君為我側耳聽。 鐘鼓饌玉不足貴,但願長醉不願醒。古來聖賢皆寂寞,惟有飲者留其名。 |
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不 談 政 治 不 問 世 事 只 談 風 月 只 影 爛 相
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讀書 = 就像叫雞,出錢又出力。
薪水 = 就像月經,一個月只來一次。 機會 = 就像小弟弟一樣,緊握就會變大。 工作 = 就像輪姦,你不行了,別人就上。 生活 = 就像打飛機,全部的事都要靠自己的雙手。 承諾 = 就像一句乜你老母,人人都講,卻沒幾個人會做到。 命運 = 就像強姦,不能反抗時,就要接受,甚至學會享受。 |
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貧乳淫龍拳
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繼續天天向上
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